Monday, May 30, 2011

The Prologue


Hi, 

My dad used to tell me one thing that every time, if anyone serves me anything to eat, then I should turn my head to the right direction and then turn in to left. And, I have started turning it upside-down and the result is in front of your eyes.  Because of the result, this blog comes into the picture.

It’s been almost two months that I have decided this new template for my new blog. Why did I take so long to write my first post? The answer is; laziness has no substitutes or whatever it is. 

I can give zillion of reasons for not writing the first post; let’s not
talk about it now. I started writing the prologue on May 12th 2011, that day, one of my good pal in Videocon was leaving office. Quoting him, he says, “Life is beyond Fatness, Madam.

I too, a secret-firm believer of this quote that life is beyond hell lot of things, which we think, at certain points are the most imperative things in our life. 

Keeping this very thought in a corner of my head, I am continuing this blog. Why? The first and foremost point is, that I want to share my best practices to lose weight, deviations, hard-work, gym-sessions, eating pizza at office and taking my diet very seriously and not-so-seriously, and what not. 

Oh!! Actually, they are also not those valid reasons; I usually use to escape from certain situations. Alas! This is my blog and I should at least be loyal to my very own thing. Right!

So, here is the TAKE, this blog will witness all the REAL reasons (please, focus on REAL) of why I am on this weight lose regime, what and how it all started.  

I will not talk in Pounds here, because, firstly, I really cannot do the calculations from KGS to Pounds. I am an Indian and will always say KMs than Miles, KGs than Pounds, and Rupees than Dollars. From the last time, I visited my Dietician, (Oh!! Yes, I am consulting a dietician, and now, you must be thinking, why a dietician? Just avoid anything, that is Oily and Sweet. Or say ‘No’ to Oily, Sweet and Over-Eating. Walk twice a day and you will as fit as a fiddle.) 

Remember, I am OBESE, not just over-weight and at the top of it, I am super-lazy too. I need somebody on my head, giving me directions, proper diet-plans before starving me to death and somebody, to whom, I would like to follow. Does this satisfy your fickle mind?

The first post will be my already written “An Inch Loss”, which would make more sense here than on myownstupendoussalvation. I won’t be revealing my real weight for some obvious reason; however, I shall let you know the progress of every week. 

Follow the blog, for more roller-coaster experiences, experience, with which you can relate, you can have a good laugh, can feel extremely pity on my situation, say those –Oooo!!, Aaahh!! Ouch! And Awww!! Moments and lastly, just be there and witness my experiences and all the not-so hard-work, I am putting in. 

Your ‘Now’ not-so super obese friend,
Stupendous.